diff --git a/hc/api/models.py b/hc/api/models.py
index 5318254b..562a9138 100644
--- a/hc/api/models.py
+++ b/hc/api/models.py
@@ -2,7 +2,6 @@
 
 import hashlib
 import json
-import time
 import uuid
 from datetime import datetime, timedelta as td
 
@@ -14,7 +13,6 @@ from django.utils import timezone
 from hc.accounts.models import Project
 from hc.api import transports
 from hc.lib import emails
-import requests
 import pytz
 
 STATUSES = (
@@ -470,37 +468,6 @@ class Channel(models.Model):
         doc = json.loads(self.value)
         return doc.get("name")
 
-    def refresh_hipchat_access_token(self):
-        assert self.kind == "hipchat"
-        if not self.value.startswith("{"):
-            return  # Don't have OAuth credentials
-
-        doc = json.loads(self.value)
-        if time.time() < doc.get("expires_at", 0):
-            return  # Current access token is still valid
-
-        url = "https://api.hipchat.com/v2/oauth/token"
-        auth = (doc["oauthId"], doc["oauthSecret"])
-        r = requests.post(url, auth=auth, data={
-            "grant_type": "client_credentials",
-            "scope": "send_notification"
-        })
-
-        doc.update(r.json())
-        doc["expires_at"] = int(time.time()) + doc["expires_in"] - 300
-        self.value = json.dumps(doc)
-        self.save()
-
-    @property
-    def hipchat_webhook_url(self):
-        assert self.kind == "hipchat"
-        if not self.value.startswith("{"):
-            return self.value
-
-        doc = json.loads(self.value)
-        tmpl = "https://api.hipchat.com/v2/room/%s/notification?auth_token=%s"
-        return tmpl % (doc["roomId"], doc.get("access_token"))
-
     @property
     def pd_service_key(self):
         assert self.kind == "pd"
diff --git a/hc/api/tests/test_channel_model.py b/hc/api/tests/test_channel_model.py
deleted file mode 100644
index c16580db..00000000
--- a/hc/api/tests/test_channel_model.py
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,24 +0,0 @@
-import json
-
-from hc.api.models import Channel
-from hc.test import BaseTestCase
-from mock import patch
-
-
-class ChannelModelTestCase(BaseTestCase):
-
-    @patch("hc.api.models.requests.post")
-    def test_it_refreshes_hipchat_access_token(self, mock_post):
-        mock_post.return_value.json.return_value = {"expires_in": 100}
-
-        value = json.dumps({
-            "oauthId": "foo",
-            "oauthSecret": "bar"
-        })
-
-        channel = Channel(kind="hipchat", project=self.project, value=value)
-        channel.refresh_hipchat_access_token()
-
-        # It should request a token using a correct tokenUrl
-        mock_post.assert_called()
-        self.assertTrue("expires_at" in channel.value)
diff --git a/hc/api/tests/test_notify.py b/hc/api/tests/test_notify.py
index 13365d5a..641df621 100644
--- a/hc/api/tests/test_notify.py
+++ b/hc/api/tests/test_notify.py
@@ -354,15 +354,10 @@ class NotifyTestCase(BaseTestCase):
     @patch("hc.api.transports.requests.request")
     def test_hipchat(self, mock_post):
         self._setup_data("hipchat", "123")
-        mock_post.return_value.status_code = 204
 
         self.channel.notify(self.check)
-        n = Notification.objects.first()
-        self.assertEqual(n.error, "")
-
-        args, kwargs = mock_post.call_args
-        payload = kwargs["json"]
-        self.assertIn("DOWN", payload["message"])
+        self.assertFalse(mock_post.called)
+        self.assertEqual(Notification.objects.count(), 0)
 
     @patch("hc.api.transports.requests.request")
     def test_opsgenie(self, mock_post):
diff --git a/hc/api/transports.py b/hc/api/transports.py
index b621d08d..72e21b05 100644
--- a/hc/api/transports.py
+++ b/hc/api/transports.py
@@ -202,11 +202,8 @@ class Slack(HttpTransport):
 
 
 class HipChat(HttpTransport):
-    def notify(self, check):
-        text = tmpl("hipchat_message.json", check=check)
-        payload = json.loads(text)
-        self.channel.refresh_hipchat_access_token()
-        return self.post(self.channel.hipchat_webhook_url, json=payload)
+    def is_noop(self, check):
+        return True
 
 
 class OpsGenie(HttpTransport):
diff --git a/hc/front/tests/test_add_hipchat.py b/hc/front/tests/test_add_hipchat.py
deleted file mode 100644
index 2703d5b8..00000000
--- a/hc/front/tests/test_add_hipchat.py
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,37 +0,0 @@
-from hc.api.models import Channel
-from hc.test import BaseTestCase
-from mock import patch
-
-
-class AddHipChatTestCase(BaseTestCase):
-    url = "/integrations/add_hipchat/"
-
-    def test_instructions_work(self):
-        self.client.login(username="alice@example.org", password="password")
-        r = self.client.get(self.url)
-        self.assertContains(r, "appropriate HipChat room")
-
-    def test_it_returns_capabilities(self):
-        r = self.client.get("/integrations/hipchat/capabilities/")
-        self.assertContains(r, "installedUrl")
-
-    @patch("hc.front.views.Channel.refresh_hipchat_access_token")
-    @patch("hc.front.views.requests.get")
-    def test_it_adds_channel(self, mock_get, mock_refresh):
-        mock_get.return_value.json.return_value = {
-            "oauthId": "test-id"
-        }
-        mock_get.return_value.text = "{}"
-
-        self.client.login(username="alice@example.org", password="password")
-
-        s = "https://api.hipchat.com/foo"
-        r = self.client.post(self.url + "?installable_url=%s" % s)
-        self.assertEqual(r.status_code, 302)
-
-        self.assertTrue(mock_refresh.called)
-
-        c = Channel.objects.get()
-        self.assertEqual(c.kind, "hipchat")
-        self.assertEqual(c.value, "{}")
-        self.assertEqual(c.project, self.project)
diff --git a/hc/front/urls.py b/hc/front/urls.py
index f2ddf2a6..ef3fad79 100644
--- a/hc/front/urls.py
+++ b/hc/front/urls.py
@@ -26,8 +26,6 @@ channel_urls = [
     path('add_pagertree/', views.add_pagertree, name="hc-add-pagertree"),
     path('add_slack/', views.add_slack, name="hc-add-slack"),
     path('add_slack_btn/', views.add_slack_btn, name="hc-add-slack-btn"),
-    path('add_hipchat/', views.add_hipchat, name="hc-add-hipchat"),
-    path('hipchat/capabilities/', views.hipchat_capabilities, name="hc-hipchat-capabilities"),
     path('add_pushbullet/', views.add_pushbullet, name="hc-add-pushbullet"),
     path('add_discord/', views.add_discord, name="hc-add-discord"),
     path('add_pushover/', views.add_pushover, name="hc-add-pushover"),
diff --git a/hc/front/views.py b/hc/front/views.py
index 2cd70a9f..070248ec 100644
--- a/hc/front/views.py
+++ b/hc/front/views.py
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 from datetime import datetime, timedelta as td
 import json
-from urllib.parse import urlencode, quote
+from urllib.parse import urlencode
 
 from croniter import croniter
 from django.conf import settings
@@ -800,42 +800,6 @@ def add_slack_btn(request):
     return redirect("hc-channels")
 
 
-@login_required
-def add_hipchat(request):
-    if "installable_url" in request.GET:
-        url = request.GET["installable_url"]
-        assert url.startswith("https://api.hipchat.com")
-        response = requests.get(url)
-        if "oauthId" not in response.json():
-            messages.warning(request, "Something went wrong!")
-            return redirect("hc-channels")
-
-        channel = Channel(kind="hipchat", project=request.project)
-        channel.user = request.project.owner
-        channel.value = response.text
-        channel.save()
-
-        channel.refresh_hipchat_access_token()
-        channel.assign_all_checks()
-        messages.success(request, "The HipChat integration has been added!")
-        return redirect("hc-channels")
-
-    install_url = "https://www.hipchat.com/addons/install?" + urlencode({
-        "url": settings.SITE_ROOT + reverse("hc-hipchat-capabilities")
-    })
-
-    ctx = {
-        "page": "channels",
-        "install_url": install_url
-    }
-    return render(request, "integrations/add_hipchat.html", ctx)
-
-
-def hipchat_capabilities(request):
-    return render(request, "integrations/hipchat_capabilities.json", {},
-                  content_type="application/json")
-
-
 @login_required
 def add_pushbullet(request):
     if settings.PUSHBULLET_CLIENT_ID is None:
diff --git a/static/css/channels.css b/static/css/channels.css
index 6e7bb82e..dce02ec2 100644
--- a/static/css/channels.css
+++ b/static/css/channels.css
@@ -2,6 +2,12 @@
     margin-top: 36px;
 }
 
+
+.channel-row.kind-hipchat {
+    filter: grayscale(100%);
+    opacity: 0.5;
+}
+
 .channels-table .channel-row > td {
     padding-top: 10px;
     padding-bottom: 10px;
diff --git a/static/img/integrations/setup_hipchat_1.png b/static/img/integrations/setup_hipchat_1.png
deleted file mode 100644
index 511bf606..00000000
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diff --git a/static/img/integrations/setup_hipchat_2.png b/static/img/integrations/setup_hipchat_2.png
deleted file mode 100644
index d43de71e..00000000
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diff --git a/static/img/integrations/setup_hipchat_3.png b/static/img/integrations/setup_hipchat_3.png
deleted file mode 100644
index d3a31812..00000000
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diff --git a/static/img/integrations/setup_hipchat_4.png b/static/img/integrations/setup_hipchat_4.png
deleted file mode 100644
index 77396052..00000000
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diff --git a/templates/front/channels.html b/templates/front/channels.html
index ba50e0ab..8fa1ae05 100644
--- a/templates/front/channels.html
+++ b/templates/front/channels.html
@@ -27,7 +27,7 @@
         </tr>
         {% for ch in channels %}
         {% with n=ch.latest_notification %}
-        <tr class="channel-row">
+        <tr class="channel-row kind-{{ ch.kind }}">
             <td class="icon-cell">
                 <img src="{% static ch.icon_path %}"
                 class="icon"
@@ -101,6 +101,8 @@
                     {% else %}
                         <span class="label label-default">Unconfirmed</span>
                     {% endif %}
+                {% elif ch.kind == "hipchat" %}
+                    Retired
                 {% else %}
                     Ready to deliver
                 {% endif %}
@@ -232,15 +234,6 @@
 
             <a href="{% url 'hc-add-pagertree' %}" class="btn btn-primary">Add Integration</a>
         </li>
-        <li>
-            <img src="{% static 'img/integrations/hipchat.png' %}"
-                class="icon" alt="HipChat icon" />
-
-            <h2>HipChat</h2>
-            <p>Group and private chat, file sharing, and integrations.</p>
-
-            <a href="{% url 'hc-add-hipchat' %}" class="btn btn-primary">Add Integration</a>
-        </li>
         <li>
             <img src="{% static 'img/integrations/victorops.png' %}"
                 class="icon" alt="VictorOps icon" />
diff --git a/templates/front/welcome.html b/templates/front/welcome.html
index 71c37808..ea95c22e 100644
--- a/templates/front/welcome.html
+++ b/templates/front/welcome.html
@@ -369,13 +369,6 @@
         </div>
         {% endif %}
 
-        <div class="col-md-2 col-sm-4 col-xs-6">
-            <div class="integration">
-                <img src="{% static 'img/integrations/hipchat.png' %}" class="icon" alt="HipChat icon" />
-                <h3>HipChat<br><small>Chat</small></h3>
-            </div>
-        </div>
-
         <div class="col-md-2 col-sm-4 col-xs-6">
             <div class="integration">
                 <img src="{% static 'img/integrations/victorops.png' %}" class="icon" alt="VictorOps icon" />
diff --git a/templates/integrations/add_hipchat.html b/templates/integrations/add_hipchat.html
deleted file mode 100644
index cc01378b..00000000
--- a/templates/integrations/add_hipchat.html
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,96 +0,0 @@
-{% extends "base.html" %}
-{% load humanize static hc_extras %}
-
-{% block title %}Notification Channels - {% site_name %}{% endblock %}
-
-
-{% block content %}
-<div class="row">
-<div class="col-sm-12">
-    <h1>HipChat</h1>
-
-    <div class="jumbotron">
-        <p>If your team uses <a href="https://www.hipchat.com/">HipChat</a>,
-        you can set up {% site_name %} to post status updates directly to an
-        appropriate HipChat room.</p>
-
-        <div class="text-center">
-            {% csrf_token %}
-            <a href="{{ install_url }}" class="btn btn-lg btn-default">
-                <img class="ai-icon" src="{% static 'img/integrations/hipchat.png' %}" alt="HipChat" />
-                Connect HipChat
-            </a>
-        </div>
-    </div>
-
-    <h2>Setup Guide</h2>
-
-    <div class="row ai-step">
-        <div class="col-sm-6">
-            <span class="step-no">1</span>
-            <p>
-                After
-                clicking on "Connect HipChat", you will be
-                asked to log into HipChat.
-            </p>
-        </div>
-        <div class="col-sm-6">
-            <img
-                class="ai-guide-screenshot"
-                alt="Screenshot"
-                src="{% static 'img/integrations/setup_hipchat_1.png' %}">
-        </div>
-    </div>
-
-    <div class="row ai-step">
-        <div class="col-sm-6">
-            <span class="step-no">2</span>
-            <p>
-                Next, HipChat will let you select the chat room
-                for receiving {% site_name %} notifications.
-            </p>
-        </div>
-        <div class="col-sm-6">
-            <img
-                class="ai-guide-screenshot"
-                alt="Screenshot"
-                src="{% static 'img/integrations/setup_hipchat_2.png' %}">
-        </div>
-    </div>
-
-    <div class="row ai-step">
-        <div class="col-sm-6">
-            <span class="step-no">3</span>
-            <p>
-                Next, HipChat will show you the permissions
-                requested by {% site_name %}. There's only one permission
-                needed: "Send Notification".
-            </p>
-        </div>
-        <div class="col-sm-6">
-            <img
-                class="ai-guide-screenshot"
-                alt="Screenshot"
-                src="{% static 'img/integrations/setup_hipchat_3.png' %}">
-        </div>
-    </div>
-
-    <div class="row ai-step">
-        <div class="col-sm-6">
-            <span class="step-no">4</span>
-            <p>
-                That is all! You will now be redirected back to
-                "Integrations" page on {% site_name %} and see
-                the new integration!
-            </p>
-        </div>
-        <div class="col-sm-6">
-            <img
-                class="ai-guide-screenshot"
-                alt="Screenshot"
-                src="{% static 'img/integrations/setup_hipchat_4.png' %}">
-        </div>
-    </div>
-</div>
-</div>
-{% endblock %}
diff --git a/templates/integrations/hipchat_capabilities.json b/templates/integrations/hipchat_capabilities.json
deleted file mode 100644
index 2950b040..00000000
--- a/templates/integrations/hipchat_capabilities.json
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,23 +0,0 @@
-{% load hc_extras static %}
-{
-    "name": "{% site_name %}",
-    "description": "Get Notified When Your Cron Jobs Fail",
-    "key": "io.healthchecks.hipchat",
-    "links": {
-        "homepage": "{% site_root %}",
-        "self": "{% site_root %}{% url 'hc-hipchat-capabilities' %}"
-    },
-    "capabilities": {
-        "installable": {
-            "allowGlobal": false,
-            "allowRoom": true,
-            "installedUrl": "{% site_root %}{% url 'hc-add-hipchat'%}"
-        },
-        "hipchatApiConsumer": {
-            "avatar": "{% site_root %}{% static 'img/logo-512-green.png' %}",
-            "scopes": [
-                "send_notification"
-            ]
-        }
-    }
-}
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/templates/integrations/hipchat_message.json b/templates/integrations/hipchat_message.json
deleted file mode 100644
index 05d04242..00000000
--- a/templates/integrations/hipchat_message.json
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,55 +0,0 @@
-{% load hc_extras humanize static %}
-{
-    "message": "“{{ check.name_then_code|escapejs }}” is {{ check.status|upper }}.",
-    {% if check.status == "up" %}
-    "color": "green",
-    {% else %}
-    "color": "red",
-    {% endif %}
-    "card": {
-        "style": "application",
-        "url": "{% site_root %}{% url 'hc-log' check.code %}",
-        "format": "medium",
-        "id": "{{ check.code }}",
-        "title": "{{ check.name_then_code|escapejs }}",
-        "icon": {
-            {% if check.status == "up" %}
-                "url": "{% site_root %}{% static 'img/up.png' %}"
-            {% else %}
-                "url": "{% site_root %}{% static 'img/down.png' %}"
-            {% endif %}
-        },
-        "attributes": [
-            {% if check.kind == "simple" %}
-                {"label": "Period",
-                 "value": {"label": "{{ check.timeout|hc_duration }}"}
-                },
-            {% elif check.kind == "cron" %}
-                {"label": "Schedule",
-                 "value": {"label": "{{ check.schedule|escapejs }}"}
-                },
-            {% endif %}
-
-            {"label": "Last Ping",
-             {% if check.last_ping %}
-               "value": {"label": "{{ check.last_ping|naturaltime }}"}
-             {% else %}
-                "value": {"label": "Never"}
-             {% endif %}
-            },
-
-            {% if check.tags_list %}
-                {"label": "Tags",
-                 "value": {"label": "{{ check.tags_list|join:", " }}"}
-                },
-            {% endif %}
-
-            {"label": "Total Pings",
-             "value": {"label": "{{ check.n_pings }}"}
-            }
-        ],
-        "activity": {
-            "html": "“{{ check.name_then_code|escapejs }}” is {{ check.status|upper }}."
-        }
-    }
-}